Tag Archives: food

Food – Vegetable Quotations

Advice from a Pumpkin: Be well-rounded. Get plenty of sunshine. Give thanks for life’s bounty. Have a thick skin. Keep growing. Be outstanding in your field. Think big! – Ilan Shamir – After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from […]
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Food – Dessert and Candy Quotations

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown – A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor – you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, […]
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Food – Weight and Diet Quotations

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woodcott – Amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. – Author Unknown – Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy. – Author Unknown – I am in shape. Round is a shape. – […]
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Food – Breakfast Quotations

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. – Author Unknown – (President ) Bill Clinton’s foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. – Pat Buchanan – Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. – Fran Lebowitz – If it’s […]
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Food – Cooking, Eating and Meal Quotations

A good cook needs storage, a bad cook needs a dog. – IKEA sign in a store – And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending […]
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