Beverages – Alcohol and Non-Alcoholic Quotations

Beer 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. – Stephen Wright – Canada has many competitive advantages in making world class beers: proximity to malt barley, large fresh water supply, educated workforce and more than 10 million local beer drinkers. – Beer Canada – I always do my […]
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Shopping and Spending Quotations

Advertising is what makes you think you longed all your life for something you’ve never heard of before. – Author Unknown – Forget about being world famous, it’s hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence. – Doug Coupland – He had decided that if he ever returned to […]
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People – Babies and Children Quotations

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. – Author Unknown – A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often. – Author Unknown – A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have […]
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Food – Dessert and Candy Quotations

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown – A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor – you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, […]
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Nature – Flower, Plant and Gardening Quotations

A garden is never so good as it will be next year. – Thomas Cooper – A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. – Michael Pollan – A riot of variety within the rather formal plan; by August, the perennial beds look like blondes at the bar, spilling over their dresses. – Nicole Eaton; Charles […]
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Internet and Computer Quotations

Blogging and Word Processing Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo. – Author Unknown – Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. – Robert Brault – Eye halve a spelling checker, It came with my Pea Sea, It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye […]
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Animals – Insects and Other Invertebrates Quotations

Ant Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight. Which is useful information if you’re moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town. – Ron Darian – Here are a few things to keep in mind the next time ants show up in the potato salad. The 8,800 known species […]
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Food – Weight and Diet Quotations

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woodcott – Amazing. You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes. – Author Unknown – Ewes not fat, ewes fluffy. – Author Unknown – I am in shape. Round is a shape. – […]
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Food – Breakfast Quotations

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. – Author Unknown – (President ) Bill Clinton’s foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. – Pat Buchanan – Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. – Fran Lebowitz – If it’s […]
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Nature – Weather and Seasons Quotations

A country church – the only time people lock their cars in the parking lot is during the summer and then only so their neighbors can’t leave them a bag of squash. – Author Unknown – A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. – Carl Reiner […]
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