Creative – Color Quotations

Almost all words do have color and nothing is more pleasant than to utter a pink word and see someone’s eyes light up and know it is a pink word for him or her too. – Gladys Taber – Any color, so long as it’s black. – Henry Ford – Artists can color the sky […]
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Animals – Wildlife Quotations

Canine In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food. – Billy Crystal – Suburban foxes are not simply tame towards men. They are also damn supercilious. One pads amongst the azaleas in our […]
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Home – Housework Quotations

A messy house is a happy home! Bullshit. How many smiling kids have your seen on Hoarders? 1. Log off Facebook 2. Clean your house. – rottencards – Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I’m going to assume there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet. – Author […]
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Transportation – Cars, Trucks, Garage and License Quotations

A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won’t use public transit. – Robert Brault – After you’ve heard two different eyewitness accounts of the same automobile accident, you begin to wonder about the validity of history. How do we know, for sure, what ever happened anywhere? – Bits & […]
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Food – Vegetable Quotations

Advice from a Pumpkin: Be well-rounded. Get plenty of sunshine. Give thanks for life’s bounty. Have a thick skin. Keep growing. Be outstanding in your field. Think big! – Ilan Shamir – After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from […]
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Leisure – Golf Quotations

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse. – Author Unknown – Anyone caught collecting golf balls will have their balls removed. – Sign somewhere – Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the […]
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Math and Number Quotations

General Math 4 out of 3 people struggle with math. – Sign on a T-shirt – A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there. – Charles Darwin – As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. – Cokie Roberts […]
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Animals – Marine Life Quotations

Fish It is much better to eat little fish like sardines directly from the ocean, rather than after they have been filtered through a larger predator. – Deep Sea News – If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow – Author Unknown – The codfish lays ten thousand eggs, The homely hen […]
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Animals – Farming Quotations

Cows If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps – Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Will Rogers – The cow is of […]
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Death and Cemetery Quotations

Funeral, Burial and Cemetery According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. – Jerry Seinfeld – Amazing tradition. […]
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